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Notes from Frank, an inexperienced chili judge, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon, when the call came.
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They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.
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Texas Terlingua Chili Cook Off 1974 Texas image, Terlingua chili
Judge #1 โ A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge #2 โ Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge #3 โ You could put a grenade in my.
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Terlingua chili cookoff featured on 'Texas Bucket List'
These New Mexicans are crazy. CHILI # 2 - EL RANCHO'S AFTERBURNER CHILI. Judge # 1 โ Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 โ Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 โ Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain.
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This Man Is Selected To Be A Judge At A Chili CookOff And The Results
JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. FRANK: My ears are ringing, and I can no linger focus my eyes.
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Hilarious I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cookoff
Texas Chili Cookoff. BrownNoise Published 12/29/2008. TEXAS CHILI COOK-OFFS. INEXPERIENCED CHILI TASTER. Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Tester Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to.
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Texas Chili CookOff Joseph Clay Author
These Texans are crazy. CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN 'S AFTERBURNER CHILI. Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain.
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Texas Chili Meme Chili Cookoff Perfect amount of burn to keep you
Texas Chili Cook-off. Long. Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Tester Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon.
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Cook Off Winning TexasStyle Chili My Kitchen Little Recipe Texas
The experiences of an inexperienced Texas Chili Cookoff judge!
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Texas Chili CookOff Things to do in New York
June 7, 2010 ยท. Texas Chili Joke. MY ALL-TIME, NEVER FAIL, FAVORITE JOKE!! (worth the read) [Please let me know if you cried or peed yourself] Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cooking contest. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table.
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Texas Chili CookOff brings a taste of the 'Lone Star State' to Queens
Texas Chili Cook off. Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Tester Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon, when the call came.
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The Best Chili CookOff Judge Ever. This Guy Is Hilarious. LolSnaps
Judge #1: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge #2: Chili using shredded beef. Could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. Frank: My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead, and I can no longer focus my eyes.
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Entries Needed For Chili CookOff The Okawville Times
Chili # 3 Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili. Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans. Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels. like I have been snorting Drano.
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Texas Revelations Texas Chili CookOff
The humor in this story lies in the exaggerated reactions of Frank, an inexperienced chili taster, to the increasingly spicy chili varieties at a Texas cook-off. Unlike the seasoned Texan judges, Frank is overwhelmed by the heat and potency of the chili.
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Chili Cook Off Joke Freeloljokes
CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI. JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans. JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano.