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One Spanish version translates as "If my aunt, instead of skirts had wheels, she wouldn't be my aunt, she'd be a bicycle." Another German version from 1876 features a wheeled aunt instead of a grandmother: Wenn die Tante Räder hätte, wär's ein Omnibus. Although the vehicle changes in various versions around the world, it's.
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1.2 Proverb 1.2.1 Synonyms 1.2.2 Translations 1.3 See also English [ edit] Alternative forms [ edit] if I had wheels, I'd be a wagon if my grandmother had balls, she'd be my granddad if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bike if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a streetcar if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon
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It's dismissive and condescending. The least you can do is say "hey I'm not really interested in this." FizzyBns. • 1 yr. ago. I've heard it used most to dismiss ridiculous bragging. E.g. "if I hadn't missed that shot, I would have won!" "and if I had wheels I'd be a wagon."
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Spotify » Katya in Jacksonville, Florida, says her German-speaking parents think that when someone expresses a wish, it's hilarious to respond with the German saying Wenn Oma Räder hätte, wäre sie ein Omnibus, which means "If Grandma had wheels, she'd be a bus."
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Literally, "if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be an old bycicle" . Proverb [ edit] si mi abuela tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle "Habríamos ganado el partido si hubiéramos tenido un portero decente" — "Y si mi abuela tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta"
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Gino D'Acampo "If my Grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike" -18th May 2010 digitalmediafan 92.2K subscribers Subscribe Subscribed 315K Share 13M views 13 years ago Holly winds Gino up.
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In his beautiful Italian accent, he spits out the immortal phrase: "If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike". Phil and Holly immediately lose it, choking on their pasta and doubling over with laughter, as the crew giggles in the background.
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Gino D'Acampo (the Italian guy) uses a common Italian expression "if my grandma had wheels she would've been a bike", but a bike is also a rude English word for "a frequently ridden woman, one who has thousands of gentlemen swing their legs over her", i.e., a slut.
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A visibly taken aback D'Acampo retorts: "If my grandmother had wheels, she would've been a bike", at which Willoughby and Schofield suddenly burst into uncontrollable laughter. D'Acampo continues.
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Explained meaning: English Meanings of "If (my) grandma had." English Of yiddish origin, used when someone makes absurd hypotheses/proposals ex. -Can we go to Tokyo for the weekend? -Yeah, if only grandma had wheels she'd give us a ride! Explained by evfokas on Wed, 03/07/2013 - 22:56
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That's a somewhat-common saying in Italian when presented with silly hypothetical scenarios: "e se la mia nonna avesse le ruote sarebbe una carriola" which translates to "and if my grandmother had wheels she would be a wheelbarrow"
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#1 What is the French equivalent, if any, to this? Thanks, poly "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?" Simon: "Yeah.If my grandma had wheels." To express a wish impossible to fulfill examples of a common expansion: "If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle ". M moustic Moderator near Limoges, Fr. English (Yorkshire)
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Gino D'Acampo - "If my Grandmother had wheels." Reminded me of Chef! Loved that show! I really want to find the episode where he's making a Salmon Mousse for another famous chef, but I've been unsuccessful so far. Ugh, they don't even suggest bacon or pancetta, fucking ham‽.
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Urban Dictionary: If my grandma had wheels If my grandma had wheels A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean /ironic fragrance. It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish. One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger. Example 1:
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Next time you come across the saying, "If my grandma had wheels, she'd be a bike," take a moment to reflect on its deeper meaning. Appreciate the wisdom it holds regarding unrealistic expectations and the importance of adopting a realistic perspective. By understanding and internalizing this saying, one can approach life's hurdles with.